Posts tagged ‘Michele Bachmann’

Why is this twat still on tv?

I had forgotten how annoying Michele Bachmann‘s voice was. Everytime I see her, she makes my skin crawl.

But gotta admit, Piers Morgan brings back these assholes and rips them apart. Love him for that.

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Guess we have come a full circle bypassing the end of the world

History in Grade 3 was about the medieval era. The world had emerged from the dark ages and were just stabilizing as a civilization. This was the early middle ages that gave us the societal pyramidal structure where the priests occupied the apex. The public, who were essentially an illiterate mass were controlled by the religious bodies. Any natural calamity (from floods, to famine) on which the humans had no control were stamped as God‘s wrath and sacrifices were demanded to appease HIM. Ofcourse in that era, sacrifices were in kind.

All these ‘sacrifices’ ensured a constant flow of daily needs into the temples and these messengers of God lived a comfortable life without really working for it and enjoyed the power over the mass.

Over the centuries, people became smarter, realized their folly in putting their faith and trust on these opportunists and there was a drastic shift in the structure of the society. The top position which was for all these years was occupied by the messengers of God were taken over by kings and the power changed hands. This was the foundation of the modern world as we know today.

In the modern world, for the longest time, America was hailed as THE country. The rest of the world looked up to it, partly in fear and party in awe. And today, in that same America, which is now just a shimmering shadow of its once glorious past, I hear/read of messengers of God talking about His wrath and how we need to appease Him ( Westboro Baptist Church ), Michele Bachmann ( who said God wanted her to run for presidency ); a quote now taken by Rick Santorum ( either they misinterpreted His orders or God is really getting old and has amnesia, so forgot He had already asked Bachmann to run for president and now asking Santorum ). National Organization for Marriage ( NOM ) asking for donations..( read as sacrifices ) to restore marriage as GOD wanted it to be. The latest being Pat Robertson who claimed the tornadoes to hit Indiana could have been avoided with prayers.

So it looks like we have (or atleast America has ) gone back to the middle ages and the pyramidal structure is once again changing where the apex is in the verge of getting reclaimed by the men of God. I always thought this was bound to happen once this world is destroyed at the end of this year and we start all over again with the dawn of civilization.

But by the looks of it, America has bypassed the destruction of the world bit and the stone age and directly jumped to the medieval era. And that makes me think, maybe that’s what Mayan calendar meant when it predicted that 2012 is going to be the end of the world ( or the world as we know it now). It has all of a sudden started to make sense.

If I wasn’t clear enough why I adore Dan Savage… here is why

Can’t adore/love this man enough. Dan Savage has this obsession with Rick Santorum the same way I had mine with Michele Bachmann. Now she is no more. I need a new hobby.

Dan is so funny but smart at the same time.

Listen to his interview with Kieth Olbermann and have a good chuckle.

Michele Bachmann does something sensible finally: drops out

Finally Crazy Eyes drops out (stops running) of the presidential campaign of 2012. She had the lowest number of votes among the republican candidates in Iowa yesterday.

Frothy Mix, who almost won was beaten by Romney by about 88 votes. They were neck to neck.

Michele Bachmann‘s senseless speech (ramble) is makes you wonder how she is even working in congress. She sounds uneducated, primitive, confused woman who should not be anywhere near politics. She should help her wife bake cookies for their kids. Her speach was littered with “socialism” 4 times and Obama 14 times.

The good thing…she misunderstood what God told her, but atleast she understood correctly what the people of IOWA wanted her to know. “GO AWAY.”

“Last night, the people of Iowa spoke with a very clear voice,” Bachmann said, “so I have decided to stand aside.” Finally some sensible talk from her

Sorry could not embed the video of her declaration of ending her campaign.

Maybe now she would be able to invest more time in trying to turn her husband (Lady Bird) Bachmann straight. That man is so far in the closet, he has reached Narnia.

Savage’s challenge to Cain…brilliant!!! Hypocrite media not so happy

Dear Herman,

If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.

Very sincerely yours,

Dan Savage

I think its brilliant what Savage said. Although even to prove a point I would not touch Cain even with a 1000 ft pole let alone let him suck me off. If Savage is ready to let Cain do that to him, he is a way better person than I am, thats for sure. Not to mention it addresses Caines claim spot on. You can choose to be gay, then choose it for 10 mins and go and suck some guy off. Then you can go back to being straight.

And the media is ablaze about how it is crass and unthoughtful of Savage to say something like this for publicity stunt. Publicity stunt??? Really???

Savage further argues and is spot on again:

And then I’ll say this: when someone argues that being gay is a choice, he’s not just insulting gay people. (And ignoring the science of sexual orientation.) He’s insulting straight people. If homosexuality is a choice, then so is heterosexuality. Last night on CNN Herman Cain said that being straight is something that a straight person can take or leave. Herman Cain believes that heterosexuality is something a heterosexual can decide to walk away from, like a underwater house or a lousy meal. Straight people should get angry when they hear a straight person making this argument.

How true is that?

And as for him talking about the angry fuck of Michele Bachmann, She deserves worse than that. I loved Savage for that joke. Michele should be the butt of every joke for the next 5 years. Like Kathy Griffin said, Michele’s nelly self-loathing husband is her new target. And wishing a bunch of republican’s dead… hell I pray everyday that they would drop dead, all of them…Santoram, Cain, Bachmann, Perry each and everyone of them and I think a lot of others do too and if Savage just voiced what we all just think, he atleast has the balls to do so. I have no sympathy for anti-gay people. So for me, they can fall off the face of this earth anytime.

I wish there were more like Savage and less and none at all like the GOProud idiots. If LGBT community should be ashamed of someone, that should be GOProud. They make us look bad. Not Dan Savage.

I don’t know why I have a soft spot for Dan Savage. I think its because he thinks and speaks the same way as I do. The more he makes these type of comments, the more I love him. No apology, no regret, just what is true.

From Michale Bachmann, to Ann Coulter to Herman Cain, GOProud has backed up each and every one of these anti-gay politicians. Whereas Dan doesn’t sway with his support towards who looks good in the presidential campaign. To him someone who is anti-gay, is just that…anti-gay. His target stays the same irrespective of their political power. I love that of Savage. If the whole world turns against Savage, he should know there is one person who would always support him.

Kathy’s new target: Marcus Bachmann

Kathy Griffin came on Craig Fergusan’s Late Late Show on the 1st of September. I always have loved her, like any other gay man, I guess.

Among many other hilarious comments, when she talked about her new show on Bravo ‘Kathy Griffin: Pants Off’, she informed that originally she wanted to name it ‘Kathy Griffin: Pray the Gay Back’. The initial title was self explanatory, as been taken from Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann‘s husband’s clinic where Marcus Bachmann claims to cure gays of their homosexual craving through prayer.

She openly declared that Marcus is her new target. And honestly I can’t wait to see what all she comes up with against this man. She already gave us a good hint of what we can expect when she insinuated that Marcus Bachmann himself is gay. Being warned by Craig not to openly talk about Marcus’s sexuality, she drew a very poor and deliberate comparison to Marcus and the kind of guys that mostly come to watch her live shows, leaving nothing to speculation.

Watch it and enjoy.

Michele Bachmann: This is absolutely priceless. A must watch

This is hilarious and alarmingly true. Michele Bachmann has no clue how disastrously ill-informed and idiot she projects herself.

“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. It is a harmless gas.” Really???? Is she for real???

The scary part is, she is “running” for president.

Enjoy the video and have a good laugh.

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