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After JC Penney, the desperate housewives of 1 Million Moms turns to Archie Comics

 After a failed attempt to pressurize JC Penney to fire Ellen Degeneres as their spoke person for being openly gay, American Family Association AFA and 1 Million Moms got themselves a new target…Archies Comics, asking Toys R Us to remove them from their shelves.

The latest issue includes a gay Kevin Keller, who first debuted 2 years back and sports a cover picture of him getting married to his male lover caught the attention of a thousand desperate housewives who call them 1 Million Moms.

Their letter to the retail chain Toys R Us urging them to remove the copies ends with ” Please remove all the same-sex “Just Married – Archie” comic books immediately from your shelves. My decision to shop in your stores depends on it.”

If only these retarded moms got a little bit of education and intellect, they would have realized what they just did. They just made the sale of this edition of Archie comic soar, thanks to the free publicity. The same way JC Penney got millions when these Moms chose to attack them.

Although they don’t seem to have learnt any lesson, what lesson have we learnt? If you want publicity, and do extensive marketing for your product or company without spending a dime, just grab these stupid housewives’ attention. They will do it for you and free of cost. You can sit back and enjoy the mulah! And they might bring you freshly baked cup-cakes too…


One Million Moms asks JC Penny to fire Ellen as spokesperson

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One Million Moms organization which thrives under the umbrella of American Family Association AFA (nuf said) is outraged that JC Penny chose Ellen DeGeneres as their new spokesperson.

“Funny that JC Penney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of their customers are traditional families,” the million moms write on their website. “DeGeneres is not a true representation of the type of families that shop at their store. The majority of JC Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there.”

Where have you been…all you million stupid Moms? Definitely not in the kitchen.. coz that would mean we are sexists and you are oppressed. In kitty parties??? But whichever obscure place you have been residing for the last decade, you haven’t realized that “majority of JC Penny shoppers” have evolved to be more accepting of LGBTQ people.

And as for Ellen … her shows are watched by millions of viewers across the country. Quite a few more millions than the 1 million moms who can actually use their free time into something making cup cakes for their kids than rallying against corporates for something stupid like this.

As Reuters rightly analyzes DeGeneres’ daytime talk show has more viewers than the American Family Association has moms. Between January 16 and January 22, “Ellen” averaged 3.38 million viewers — or 2.38 million more people than the AFA has moms.

Take that bitches.

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